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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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