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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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