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Kayak Tours for Lunch and Dinner Guests

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Unexpected 'White' dinner guest in Cape Town, South Africa

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I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


Door Wreath

Underwater Radar Trap

Escherlator

Safe Removals

Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

2019 Hooters Owl & Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Ice Hand

Invisible Homeless Man

African Meal on Wheels

Hair Notes

Ant Attack

Spotted Spotters

Different Drugs

Demo House For Sale

Redneck Holiday

Best Fairy Tale

Labor Ready Mall

Tetris Construction

Spider Girl

Kwik-Mart Math

If IKEA Ran GM

Winterized Motorcycle

Hooters Face Mask

Steep Steps