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July 4th Balloon

Happy Independence Day to our American friends!

July 4th Balloon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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