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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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