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Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll