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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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