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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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