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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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Roadside Assistance

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Super Size Mosquito

Perfectly In Tune With Nature

Crayola Keyboard

Turtle Leash

Beach Trick - Head's Up

Turbo Charged Computer

Redneck Neighborhood Watch

Time To Hang Up The Thong

Our Grate Lord

Vertical Roller Coaster Ride

Girl's Party

Sleep Driving

Portuguese Airport Runway

Nintendo Wedding Cake

Going Nowhere Mall

Skateboard Suit

Texas Truck

Tailgate Coyote

Montreal Canadian Fan

Canadian Man Cave