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How To Make Holy Water

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How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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