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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger


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