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Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Society has traditionally always tied to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am. - Marilyn Manson

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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