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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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