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A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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