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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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