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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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