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Gas Saving Motorcyclist

How to get your bike back home if you run out of gas

Gas Saving Motorcyclist thanks to Darwin McKee

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Push hard and expect rapid results. - Lorii Myers

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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