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Flying With Angels

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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