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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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