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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You might not know it, but this is your best friend right here. - Matt Hughes' father

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

I find there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


Lost House Keys

Leg Art

Strange Old Vehicles

Designer Lamp

Scottish Road Sign

Too Late Now

How Paper Beats Rock

Joburg Police

Behind Curtain Number One

One More Drop

Changing Priorities

Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply