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Family Reunion

Reuniting with long-lost family members

Family Reunion thanks to Darwin McKee

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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