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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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