Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad
Don't trust a duck - they're not all they're quacked up to be!
Watch out for this scam! Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their 'mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the fourth - the eldest - sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pocket or purse for any valuables. Be on the alert!
When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes
You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx
Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine
He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood
I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx