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Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad

Don't trust a duck - they're not all they're quacked up to be!

Duck Heist - Ducks Gone Bad thanks to Bob Tasse

Watch out for this scam! Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their 'mark' (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the fourth - the eldest - sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pocket or purse for any valuables. Be on the alert!

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