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Don't Get Your Head In A Knot

What you'll look like after trying a 'Fiendish' Sudoku puzzle

Don't Get Your Head In A Knot thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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