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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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