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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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