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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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