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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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