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Cold Canada Winter

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Cold Canada Winter thanks to Darwin McKee

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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