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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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