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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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