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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel


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