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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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