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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer


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