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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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