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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows. - Dante Alighieri

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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