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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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