It's OK to give away the mobile home, but NOT the pickup!
Dear Billy Bob,
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement, she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.
Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.
I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to
her before 2:00 PM today.
I’m sure gonna miss that truck. I had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever.
If you need to get hold of me, I’ll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place.
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