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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

There cannot be a world crisis next week, my schedule is full. - Henry Kissinger

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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