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Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant

When foreign affairs are great, this Chinese restaurant gets fullen

Shanghai's Fullen Restaurant thanks to Rick Stadler

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A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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