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Life on the Canadian Prairies - lunch buffet

Saskatchewan Wind Chimes thanks to Roy Taylor

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

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