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Life in the slow lane

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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