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Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait

How you can reach out to paint your own portrait

Reaching Out For Your Own Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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