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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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