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Multi-Pilot Jet

New jet design for military passengers

Multi-Pilot Jet thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of military air travel

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Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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