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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens


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