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Light at End and Start of The Tunnel

Narrow tunnel vision requires a traffic light

Light at End and Start of The Tunnel thanks to Bob Tasse

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Where there is no vision, the people perish. - Proverbs 29:18

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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