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Hummers Only Look Tough

Not all Hummers are what they appear 2B

Hummers Only Look Tough thanks to Bob Tasse

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Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Poker is a tough way to make an easy living. - Bob Thompson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin


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