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How You Can Be Happy @ Work

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

How You Can Be Happy @ Work thanks to Keith Anderson

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - Joe-kster

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

In all climates, under all skies, man's happiness is always somewhere else. - Giacomo Leopardi

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Only if you resist what happens are you at the mercy of what happens, and the world will determine your happiness and unhappiness. - Eckhart Tolle

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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