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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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