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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers


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