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How To Spot A Rich Guy

Secrets revealed - now you can find a millionaire too!

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

How To Spot A Rich Guy thanks to Steve Thackray

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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