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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

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Rejection is a challenge. - Veronica Purcell

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong


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Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan

Walkway To Heaven

Groucho Marx and Jimmy Savile

Despicable Shoes

Prayer Conditioning