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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U!

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Hot New Game - This Fire's 4U! thanks to Bob Tasse

Something really hot for your next backyard party

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Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

I'm half prostate in the heat - Archie Bunker

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Preservation of our environment is not a liberal or conservative challenge, it's common sense. - Ronald Reagan

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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