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High Wire Bear Feeder

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High Wire Bear Feeder thanks to Wally Zatylny

High Wire Bear Feeder thanks to Wally Zatylny

High Wire Bear Feeder thanks to Wally Zatylny

High Wire Bear Feeder thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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