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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman

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Hazardous Materials Data Sheet for Woman thanks to Don Delcourt

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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