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Goldfish Sink

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Goldfish Sink thanks to Bill Wellbelove

Voted most e-fish-sent design by the Joe-kster

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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