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God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise. - St. Augustine

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown


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