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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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