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Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour

Can you find the fox in this fox hunt?

Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour thanks to Bob Tasse

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With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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