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Driving home after a couple beers

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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