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Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone

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Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone thanks to Bob Tasse

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There's no map to human behaviour. - Bjork

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

It is not down in any map; true places never are. - Herman Melville

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I have an existential map; it has "you are here" written all over it. - Steven Wright

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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