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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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