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An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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