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Economy Flight

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Economy Flight thanks to Dave Stefiuk

Who needs a full set of wheels on an economy flight?

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Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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