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Duct Tape Wall Bed

For those who incline to sleep on their walls

Duct Tape Wall Bed thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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