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Duct Tape Wall Bed

For those who incline to sleep on their walls

Duct Tape Wall Bed thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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